Guilt Lamp

I eat meat, and I like it. But I feel guilty about it. But I still do it. So I've taken a goat skull, painted it in gold leaf, and then found an ugly faux-riccoco lamp stand to put it on. It's guilt! Get it? Ha ha. Use it as a centerpiece at your next barbeque for vegetarians.

Actually, I feel even more guilty than that. As if I could afford real gold leaf. It's just just cheap 'gold' paint.